Worst Halloween Costume... Ever

Not sure why my blog has turned so animal-themed lately, but this has to be one of the worst things a person could do to their pet (okay, having sex with your pet, as my last blog covered, is decidedly worse). It's one thing to be one of "those" people who like to dress up your pets, but to dress it up like the leader of the Third Reich?!?

Of all animals to have sex with... a pit bull?!?

News of the weird from Washington... can you imagine? How do you explain to someone that bestiality broke up your first marriage? Jinkies.

Spanaway man first arrest under state's new bestiality law
By The Associated Press

TACOMA, Wash. — A Spanaway man believed to be the first person in the state charged under Washington's new bestiality law bailed out of the Pierce County Jail this morning.

Pierce County prosecutors say 26-year-old Michael Patrick McPhail was caught by his wife on Wednesday night having intercourse on the back porch with their four-year-old female pit bull terrier.

The wife took photos with a cell phone and called police.

Pierce County sheriff's spokesman Ed Troyer says "There's pretty clear proof what happened to this dog."

McPhail was arrested that night.

Charged with animal cruelty, he could be sentenced to a year in jail if convicted.

The bestiality law took effect in June. It was prompted by an incident in Enumclaw where a man died after having sex with a horse.

I Had a One Night Stand With a Cat

So it has been a month now since I met her when I was out walking late at night. She followed me - I didn't make the first move. What can I say? I fed her tuna and took her home with me. I decided to call her Cheeto. She crawled into bed with me, rested her head in the crook of my arm and purred next to me all night. The next day she goes back to her owner and what am I left with? A couple of stray hairs, like cheeto dust on a white couch. Does she call? No. Will I ever hear from her again? Probably not.