- Includes talking about yourself in the third person: "Tony P." rapping about what a badass NBA basketball star he is (I think - it's in French, okay?) - can't you hire someone else to talk about how cool you are?
- Uses little kid to rap with you: Tony P. raps and dances with a little kid in a blacklight room, featuring 80s-style neon streaks of light and glowsticks
- Features skanky women dancers: cheerleaders, who also live in Tony P's blacklight kingdom
- Features your current girlfriend: Tony P. hooks up with Eva Longoria who plays "Tony P's pole-dancer #2"
- Features "whisper rapping": this is not sexy, okay? It's just not.
26 March 2007
Late Breaking News: Tony Parker is a Serious Douche
Wow. This video has every component that makes a horrible rap video:
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And yet, by Belgian standards, it's a major contribution to the world's cultural heritage.
Frank! We HAVE to discuss last week's episode of Lost. OMG.
But of course! "Did it hurt?" That Ben is a creepy bastard. My kind of guy.
I am so into the onscreen chemistry that is Ben and Locke. Best snappy eighth-grader answer ever?
Locke: How do you have electricity?
Ben: We have two giant hamsters running in a massive wheel at our secret underground lair.
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