The verdict came in today - Scooter Libby was convicted of four counts of obstruction, perjury, and lying to the FBI over the whole 2003 Valerie Plame leak. It is likely he probably won't spend any real time in jail (who knows, Bush may even pardon him). Someone added a hilarious addition to wikipedia today (see image; later taken down) guaranteeing the protection of his ass for "20,000,000 million dollars and three cigarettes" (can cigarettes even be wired to a bank account?). I suspect ol' Scooter may be able to hold his own in prison though... considering he authored the novel, The Apprentice, that includes a scene where a caged young girl is forced to have sex with a bear so she can learn how to become a prostitute.
06 March 2007
Scooter's Ass in Jeopardy
The verdict came in today - Scooter Libby was convicted of four counts of obstruction, perjury, and lying to the FBI over the whole 2003 Valerie Plame leak. It is likely he probably won't spend any real time in jail (who knows, Bush may even pardon him). Someone added a hilarious addition to wikipedia today (see image; later taken down) guaranteeing the protection of his ass for "20,000,000 million dollars and three cigarettes" (can cigarettes even be wired to a bank account?). I suspect ol' Scooter may be able to hold his own in prison though... considering he authored the novel, The Apprentice, that includes a scene where a caged young girl is forced to have sex with a bear so she can learn how to become a prostitute.
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i think after a few nights in prison, scooter will literally be holding his own.
(as in holding his intestines so they don't leak out of his butthole)
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