22 March 2007

No More Real Animals Bryan

I'm gearing up for another NCAA weekend, including a big game tonight (UCLA against Pitt) and quite possibly one of the most hated matchups I could ever possibly imagine (USC/North Carolina). While it is easy for me to get caught up with my poorly performing bracket (dude, Oral Roberts, wtf happened?!? And Winthrop? You couldn't keep going?), I want to take a moment to say something to Wisconsin man, Bryan James Hathaway.

Dude: please stop boning down with dead animals.

First you kill a horse so you could throw it in and then you see a deer in a ditch and think... "damn, I want to hit that." No. No. No. Can't you just buy a bedroom slipper and pretend like it's a real animal?


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