16 December 2006

NBA Player-Hater Saturday: Chris Kaman, King of the Fuglies

With two weeks left of 2006, it's that time to start thinking about the top moments of the year... you know the moments that you carry with you beyond a mere year and remember for a lifetime. Where were you on April 29, 2006?

That's right, Kaman got grabbed in the roundies by Reggie Evans.

His interview in the clip is absolutely incoherent. That may be because, according to the wikipedia article on Kaman, he suffers from ADHD and "as a child he used to tear shingles off of neighbors' rooftops." Ummm, that's not frightening behavior that portends he may end up serially killing human beings later in life or anything. Did I mention the real reason I am hating on him? Because he is cornea-searing fugly. Pretty shallow - and I admit has nothing to do with his basketball-playing skills at all - but how would you feel running into this guy in a dark alley?





Nba.com's bio on Kaman reports his favorite TV show is Friends and that his hobbies include working on cars and singing. Wow, someone please restrain me from wanting to rub my entire body over his pasty white skin and suspiciously ginger hair just to get him to sing for me. I am DYING to know what songs are his favorite at karaoke (bonus points for hilarious guesses in the comments section). He also "takes time each holiday season to go shopping for toys with children from Camp Ronald McDonald." I suspect each year several of the children mistake Kaman to be Ronald's older, drug-addicted, deadbeat brother Fugald.

1 comment:

mr.mhhs said...

laughing so hard i think i'm crying